CONFUCIOUS SAY MORE AND MORE
Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face.
Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
Woman who fly air plane up-side down, have big crack up!
Man who take woman on camping trip have one intent.
He who refuses to listen is lying.
When lady says no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
He who sniffs coke drowns.
Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Man who piss into wind get wet.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Man who eat pussy do lip service.
Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.
Woman who bake beans and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons
Never eat yellow snow.
Boy who plays with himself pulls boner.
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.
Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick all gone.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say too fucking much!!!
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who fart in Church sit in own pew.
Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more!
Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down.
Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy.
He who lives in glass house dresses in basement.
Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down.
Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off.
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.
Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat.
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock
When in doubt, whip it out.
Man who lay maiden in pantry get ass in jam.
Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
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The "F" Word
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just
by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck"
falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both
transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as
a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary
is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid)
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of
the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used
to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?" |
