Catholic jokes, hey? Let's get down and dirty then.
Four nuns round the mountain bend in a Bug, meet a semi head on and arrive at the pearly gates together. Greeted of course by St. Peter. The good saint says" well, I'm sure this won't take long but their are formalities. Is there any transgression anyone needs to address before I go through the Book? Well, the first nun states, there was this gardner of ours and once, well, well, I touched his penis with this finger . St. Peter smiled ruefully and said, " I believe we can overlook that. Wash your finger in this holy water font and in you go. The second nun spoke up, " I'm ashamed to admit I grabbed the gardner also, with my entire fist. Peter says, Well, that is a bit more serious, but wash your hand entirely and in with you. The third nun was about to speaqk when she was roughly brushed aside by the fourth. "Out of the , Mary Margaret. If you think I'm going to gargle that water after you've washed your ass in it, you're out of your mind! |
