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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Enver who wrote (4877)3/8/1998 3:00:00 AM
From: bob   of 62592
 
A woman pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood,
and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she
takes a dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the
attendant:

"Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"

"May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"

"Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"
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