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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (4886)3/8/1998 3:03:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62592
 
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little
envelope.

What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How do you keep your blonde secretary occupied?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.

What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

What's the definition of eternity?
Four blondes at a Four-way stop.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of
Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
This goes in front.
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