This fellow's wife had been begging to hire a maid, but he had insisted that he wasn't going to pay for a maid, since she was home everyday with nothing to do but keep the house clean.
Shortly after this, he was out of town on a week long business trip,and when he called home during the middle of the day, a strange voice answered the phone. He asked who she was answering the phone and much to his surprise she told him she was the new maid that had just started to work that day.
The fellow was outraged that his wife had gone against his wishes and hired a maid anyway. He told the maid, "put my wife on the phone". The maid paused for a minute and said ,"I'm sorry,sir. She is in her bedroom with a man and she told me not to bother her."
With this information the fellow was totally outraged, so he told the maid, "How would you like to earn $5,000?" The maid said,"Sure! What do I have to do?"
The fellow told her, "Do you see that gun cabinet in the den?" The maid replied,"Yes, I see it." He said, "Get my shotgun out and go into the bedroom and shoot both of them, if they are in bed." To which the maid replied, "No problem. Just wait a minute."
Shortly, the fellow heard a shotgun blast and the maid came back to the phone and asked, "How do I get my $5,000 dollars and what do I do with the bodies?" The fellow told her, "Just drag them outside and throw them in the pool in my backyard"
The maid put the phone down and she came back in just a few minutes and said, "Sir! There is no pool in your backyard."
To this the fellow said, "Is this 555-1212?" |
