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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread
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To: Jagfan who wrote (501)9/1/2004 4:24:54 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot   of 1755
 
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Three. One to change the bulb and two to write the standards and tell him what he did wrong.
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Tom Peters would have done it.
Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

<edit: Another grub I ain't claimin'.>
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