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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SER who wrote (5146)3/29/1998 2:21:00 AM
From: bob   of 62558
 
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his
Rolls-Royce to a
downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an
immediate loan
of $5,000.

The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so
the man
said, "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce."

The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's

underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors,
and asked
to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be
$5,000 in
principal, and $15.40 in interest", the loan officer said.
The man
wrote out a check and started to walk away.

"Wait sir", the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I
found out
you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to
borrow
$5,000?"

The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in
Manhattan
for two weeks and pay only $15.40?
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