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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5088)3/29/1998 8:05:00 PM
From: bob   of 62554
 
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a
fishing
reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she inquired as
to its
cost. The owner replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm blind
and cannot see
what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor, I'll
recognize it and
be of more help."

So she did just that. After hearing it hit the floor, the
owner said,
"That's the Johnson Model 9400. It'll be $40.00." The woman
decided to
take it so she went to pick it up off the floor. Upon
bending over, she
laid a stinky, squeaky fart. The owner rang up the sale and
said,
"That'll be fifty dollars."

"Fifty dollars?!?!" the woman exclaimed. "You just told me
that is was
forty dollars a moment ago!"

"Yes, I did", said the owner, "But that was for the reel.
The duck call is another $7.50 and the stink bait is $2.50."
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