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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (51546)11/20/2014 1:31:28 PM
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You cannot post images like that from mail, unless your intent is to show little squares with question marks in them. Doesn't work in other words.

And in yet other words,

A woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $2.40 for fast delivery or $1.30 for slower service. "There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the package is delivered in my lifetime."
The postmaster glanced at her and said, "That will be $2.40, please."

I remember when the Postal workers started a slow-down strike for a pay raise.
They had to call it off -- nobody noticed.

What would you get if you merged the US Postal Service with Domino's?
Pizzas delivered 5 days late!

Rejected Post Office Slogan Ideas
Preferred carrier of the Unibomber.
We know where you live.
You work hard so we don't have to.
Better armed than Fed Ex.
We do more by 10pm than most people do all day.
Lick it, stick it and kiss it goodbye!

Did you hear about the elephant who was always left out of things and thus felt irrelephant?
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