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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Rich Dee who wrote (5180)4/2/1998 1:39:00 AM
From: bob   of 62563
 
The top 10 things you'll never hear a man say:

10. Here honey, you use the remote.

9. You know, I'd like to see her again,
but her breasts are just too big.

8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?
That's one movie I gotta see!

7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

6. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be
held.

5. Why don't you go to the mall with me
and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

4. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose
Place.

3. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

2. We never talk anymore.

1. Yes, Bill Clinton: You may date my daughter!

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The top 10 things you'll never hear a woman say:

10. What do you mean "today's our anniversary"?

9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just
watch TV.

8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!

7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!

6. Can our relationship get a little more physical?
I'm tired of being "just friends".

5. Honey does this outfit make my butt look too small?

4. Aww, don't stop for directions,
I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.

2. I don't care if it is on sale,
300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

1. Hey, pull my finger!
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