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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: emidio who wrote (5185)4/2/1998 7:11:00 AM
From: SER  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One
afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to
her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When
they were finished they fell asleep and didn't wake up till 8 o'clock.
They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his
shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she does as he
asks (thinking him pretty weird).

The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. Upset,
she asks where he's been. The man replies "I cannot tell a lie. My
secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went
to her place, spent the afternoon making love then fell asleep.
That's why I'm late."

The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "You liar! I see
those are grass stains on your shoes. You've been playing golf again,
haven't you!?"
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