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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: DScottD who wrote (5191)4/3/1998 11:16:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
A chicken and an egg were laying
next to each other in bed.

The chicken was smoking a cigarette,
and with a very pissed-off look
the egg said, "Well.... I guess that
answers *THAT* long asked question!"
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Three women escaped from prison....one was a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blond. They ran for miles until they came
upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest.

When they climbed up, they found three gunnysacks and decided to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.

When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The
deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find
out what was in them.....so the deputy kicked the first bag, which
had the redhead in it......and she went "Bow-wow," so the deputy
told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.

Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went "Meow." The
deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.

Then he kicked the one with the blond in it and there was no sound at
all, so he kicked it again and the blond said "Potatoes."
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