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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: bob who wrote (5192)4/3/1998 11:35:00 AM
From: DScottD   of 62562
 
A man and a woman who had never met before were in the clubhouse waiting for their respective foursomes to show up for their regular tee time. After a 45 minute wait or so, the man turned to the woman and said, "It looks like our groups aren't going to show up. It's too nice a day to waste; do you want to join me for a game of golf?" The woman said "Why not." So the couple proceeded to the first tee and started what turned out to be a very enjoyable round.

As they reached the 18th tee, the woman said to the man, "I want to tell you how much I've enjoyed this round. Your company has been delightful and I have never played better. In fact, if I can birdie this hole, I will set my personal record." The man expressed the same sentiment and also noted that a birdie would clinch his personal best score as well.

Both players teed off and hit perfect drives. The man landed his second shot about 20 feet from the pin and the woman's second shot landed just inside the man's shot. As the man lined up his birdie putt he said to the woman, "You know, I have enjoyed your company so much. If I make this putt, I'll take you out to dinner tonight." The man proceeded to drain his birdie putt.

The woman then prepared for her nearly 20 foot birdie putt. She told the man, "I accept your invitation to dinner and I'll do you one better. If I make my putt, I'll sleep with you after we have dinner." The man replied, "That's a gimme if I ever saw one."
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