A business executive needed some information from the safe in his bedroom while he was at work. He called his wife to open the safe and give him the information. The following conversation ensued:
Maid: Hello?
Man : May I speak to the missus please?
Maid: I'm sorry, she can't come to the phone.
Man : Where is she? It's important!
Maid: She's in the bedroom.
Man : Well, wake her up!
Maid: She's not sleeping.
Man : What is she doing?
Maid: I'd rather not say.
Man : Is someone else in there with her?
Maid: Well ... yes.
Man : (shocked) How long has this been going on?
Maid: Oh, a couple of months.
Man : Okay, here's what I want you to do. Go to the desk in my den, get the gun out of the bottom drawer, and shoot both of them!
Maid: Oh no! I couldn't do that!
Man : Do you approve of what has been going on?
Maid: No, sir, I don't!
Man : Who are you going to side with anyhow?
Maid: Oh, you sir!
Man : Okay, then get the gun and do it!
(A long silence follows, punctuated by ...BANG ...BANG)
Maid: (Crying) Oh, this is terrible, what ever can we do?
Man : Are they both dead?
Maid: Yes.
Man : Okay, drag the bodies down by the swimming pool and I will come by and pick them up.
Maid: But... We don't have a swimming pool!
Man : ... Isn't this 555-4228? |
