This one's for the golfers out there...
A husband and wife decide to enjoy some nice weather together by playing a round of golf. On the first tee box, the husband limbers up, then tees up his ball and takes a big swing at it with his driver.
Unfortunately, he didn't realize that his wife had already stepped up onto the ladies tee box. His tee shot hit her square in the head, and she went down like a ton of bricks.
Later, at the hospital, the emergency room surgeon comes out to the waiting room and takes a seat by the frantic husband.
"I'm sorry, Sir," he says, "We did everything everything we could, but the golf ball was deeply embedded in your wide's head, causing a fatal brain hemorhage. I'm sure that she died almost instantly, and suffered little pain." he added.
"Thank the Lord for that," replied the man. "I just can't beleive that she's gone" he said sadly.
"There is one other thing," said the doctor. "In this state, an autopsy is required in cases of accidental death. While performing the autopsy, we found this other golf ball embedded in you wife's, uh, posterior." The doctor hands the man the ball.
"Titleist 3," observes the man, "That was my 1st hole mulligan." |
