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From: Tomato	4/5/2023 11:26:24 PM
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This guy went to his favorite brothel, but the madam informed him that there were no girls that were free. She offered to give him a deal on a male prostitute and after much discussion convinced him to give it a try. She introduced him to Schultz, the resident male, and the guy had such a good time that he kept asking for the guy every time he came back. One night he asked for Schultz, but the madam informed him that he was off that night, but there was a replacement guy she could let him have. "No way! said the customer. "Everyone knows that when you're out of Schultz, you're out of queers! — What does a tight rope walker and a man getting oral sex from a 90 year old woman gave in common? Neither looks down. — A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, "I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 50 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me." She replies, "It's just that I'm afraid that you won't respect me afterwards.” "Won't respect you afterwards! he yells, we have been married for 50 years for Christ sakes!" "OK! OK! I'll do it just this one time!" She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth. Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom. The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up. He then yells to his wife, "Hey cocksucker! it's for you!” — Why don't Amish have sex standing up? Because they're afraid it might lead to dancing. — Some night when you’re drunk on Dutch Bols, Try changing the usual roles The backward position Is nice for coition And offers the choice of two holes

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