Hello, everyone. I need some help from the fertile minds on this board.
In a few weeks, I will be giving a speech for which I need some humorous comments about coffee. Not necessarily full-fledged coffee jokes (although they would be welcome), but humorous phrases about coffee that even my dim wit may be able to pull into the context of my talk, which of course is about another subject altogether but...I need humorous phrases about coffee.
They could be word plays such as "grounds for..." or something clever using slogans from coffee commercials or ads, Starbucks, Taster's Choice, whatever. It's a West Coast audience, if that helps. Extra bonus points awarded for use of the word "latte", for tying it into the stock market, or anything about proctology -- don't ask <g>
Oh, and, umm, and well, they gotta be clean, guys. I know that's a tall order, especially with the proctology and all, but I figure if anybody can do it, the JOKE THREAD can do it! Can you help me?
TIA and awaiting your responses with great anticipation....daffodil |
