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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote (598)1/9/1997 4:39:00 PM
From: Tom Smith   of 62565
 
The First Wives Club (Diane Keaton, Bette Midler and Goldie Hawn) are walking down the beach when they find a old lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie appears. The genie offers to grant them each one wish.

Diane Keaton says, "I want to be the smartest woman in the world." The genie waves his hands and ... SHAZAM ... turns her into the smartest woman in the world.

Bette Midler then says, "I want to be ten times smarter than Diane." The genie waves his hands and ... SHAZAM ... makes her ten times smarter than any other woman, including Diane Keaton.

Goldie Hawn then says, "Well, I want to be ten times smarter than Bette." The genie waves his hands and ... SHAZAM ... turns her into a man.
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