Best of Michael Jackson Jokes:
They said this trial will probably last six months, although Michael Jackson asked for some time off to entertain the troops. OK, they're Cub Scout troops, but they're still troops."
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Michael Jackson claims that his partners would sleep in the bed, while he slept on the floor. You know, it's the same arrangement the Clintons had." ****
The judge in the Michael Jackson child molestation trial selected 250 candidates for the jury pool, which Jackson himself has selected 20 for the kiddie pool.
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Michael Jackson now using the internet to communicate with his fans. Which makes sense, that’s how he met most of 'em.
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After turning himself in yesterday, Michael Jackson was placed in handcuffs. I don't think he helped his case when he asked 'These are neat, do they come in smaller sizes?
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Early today Michael met with his priest — not for spiritual advice, they went on a double date
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I guess they got Michael on that new law — 3 tykes and you're out
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What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you are 13
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Michael Jackson surrendered to police and they fingerprinted him, Afterwards police said Jackson's fingers looked black for the first time in fifteen years.
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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
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How doe MJ pick his nose?
With a catalog.
What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in.
How do we know MJ is guilty?
Because he's been fingered by several children.
How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
What is MJ's new book called?
The Ins & Outs of Child Rearing.
The other day at the Michael Jackson trial they showed a video of Michael Jackson’s house. And both of Michael’s ex-wives showed up because they said that they always wanted to see what the bedroom looked like.
Defense lawyers say they might have Michael testify. They don’t really want him to, but doctors believe it’s the only way they can get his nose to grow back. |
