Jesus and Moses were playing golf.
They had caught up with an elderly man playing by himself, and asked the if they could play through. He agreed.
It was a 200 yard, par 3, separated by a water hazard.
Moses had honors, so he teed off first.
He undercut the ball and realized that it would fall short of the green and land in the middle of the pond.
So, he smote the water with his club, the waters parted, and the ball landed on dry ground, rolled up on the green, and stopped inches from the cup.
Jesus said, "NICE SHOT MOSES!"
Then Jesus teed off. He topped the ball and it went bouncing down the fairway straight toward the pond. Quickly, he stretched out his club, and when the ball hit the water, it rolled across the surface, up on the green, and stopped inches from the cup.
Moses said, "NICE SHOT JESUS!"
They told the old man to go ahead and tee off before going on their way, and he did.
He sliced the ball badly, and it curved over into the woods banking off several trees before landing in a thick covering of leaves. Jesus and Moses could hardly contain their laughter, when all of a sudden, a squirrel picked it up, thinking it was a nut, and ran out of the woods across the fairway. A large hawk was flying over and saw the squirrel, swooped down and picked it up, and caused the squirrel to drop the ball. It landed on the green, and rolled right into the cup!
Jesus said, "NICE SHOT DAD!" |
