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To: george wood who wrote (6496)8/20/1998 3:36:00 PM
From: prosperous   of 62554
 
Top 10 list of things that Clinton may like to change:

-Make pig as the national bird. You know "b-oink b-oink"; dem pigs are
smart, they know b is silent and they will fly too when Al becomes the
president
-Clone Hillary many times over (who said he was against human cloning) indifferent shapes and sizes (no! not different faces; Ken Starr would not buy the argument that Monica was cloned Hillary) then he would not get into any legal+moral morasse
-Go back and study law better to find all the legal escape routes so that he never has to apologize for doing things that bring him so much happiness
-Institute a new washing and dry-cleaning orientation program for WH interns
-cancel the last one, make a uniform (provided by white-house) mandatory for the interns
-pay for his actions (cash!) to earn the goodwill
-Let the stock market fall through the floor (and not try to hold it up) so that people will worry about that and not him when the next scandal hits the media
-recruit more women and men-very-fond-of-women on staff; nothing like
more supporters in each-other's crisis
-plan the next expedition in homestate AK; Washington is too darn scandulous

and the drum roll:

-befriend a schizophrenic subject one of whose personalities is named Hillary, so technically...
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