It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of
corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in
with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think
Pa would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't
like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better
now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way,
where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
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An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found,
to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as
a rock for the first time in two years.
He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up, and
showed her his enormous boner.
"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What
do you think we ought to do with it?"
With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've
got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it!"
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