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To: BKS who wrote ()	10/13/1996 8:53:00 PM
From: PaperProphet	of 62562

There was this man who won a $200,000 lottery. Before he received his check, he made advanced purchases of a boat and a new car for him and his wife. He also put a sizable deposit on the house of his dreams. He then quit his job and waited for the check. Weeks later the check came, but only for $15,000. Taxes had taken out $185,000 of his winnings. The man was forced to return the items he had purchased and beg for his old job back, which he was denied. Now this man was a church going man who never missed a Sunday. One Sunday his wife suggested that he invite the pastor over for a Sunday dinner. After church he asked the pastor and the pastor accepted. As the man was driving to his home with the pastor he noticed an IRS agent walking along the street. At the sight of the agent, the hate suddenly welled up within him and he turned the car to head straight for him. Suddenly he remembered that the pastor was with him and immediately swerved back onto the road just before running over the IRS agent. The man looked over at the pastor and started to explain himself. "Don't worry", reassured the Pastor, "I got him with the door."

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