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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6836)	9/14/1998 6:25:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	of 62562

The wives of four presidents and prime ministers are talking together about how a penis is called in their language. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain because it goes down after the act. Well Hillary Clinton says that in the USA you call it a rumor because it goes from mouth to mouth. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A guy answers the phone. It's the doctor. About your wife's blood test, he says, due to an administrative error I'm not sure which sample is your wife's. Depending on which is which, she's either got AIDS or a severe heart condition. So what can I do about it? says the guy. Well, says the doctor, I recommend sending her on a ten-mile run. If she comes back alive, don't fuck her.

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