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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (27)	7/15/2004 12:39:48 AM
From: ManyMoose	of 1755

Yeah, I know. I'm just an old fart WITHOUT a pony tail. Never had one. Never will. Message #27 from Lazarus_Long at Jul 14, 2004 9:01 PM If we had a ban on geriatric jokes, you'd be in trouble. :-) I'm afraid it's a family trait to be unable to tell decent jokes. I have a father-in-law and had an uncle who told one after another, all raunchy, all great! Nobody in my family can tell jokes. My mother told this one many years ago and it's the only decent joke I remember anyone in my family telling: A Rabbi saved up the foreskins from all his circumcisions. "There must be a use for these things," he thought. So he found a tanner and gave him the entire collection with instructions to make something out of them. In due time, the tanner returned and presented the Rabbi with a small package. The Rabbi opened the package and found a small coin purse. "There must have been a thousand foreskins there!" he exclaimed. "Is that all you could make out of them?" "Yes," said the tanner, "but if you stroke it just so, it turns into a suitcase!" See, I told you I couldn't tell a joke. Don't blame me. It's a family trait.

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