I do think the brilliant Mr. Chicken has been INHALING again!!! You should learn to smoke dope like Billy did, so that you can still write complete sentences and find a lovely life partner like Booba!!
While I must admit an affection for colossal German sausages from that time before time when I still ate red meat, I do believe I am biologically female. I must say that there is nothing quite like a tasty male feast, but since I shave my legs even in winter, the charge of excessive body hair, is, well, excessive!!!
I would be happy to report to the Chickletori offices, if I can meet you at last, Mr. Chicken, but I am feeling reluctant to show or be shown any puny meat devices. Insertion is simply out of the question!! Finally, I do not believe poor Duncan is involved in this fantasy at all, at least not in my mind, since we know he is really more of a potato guy! |
