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To: John Messbauer who wrote (7247)10/12/1998 9:01:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.   of 62563
 
Virus Alert

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte
Prozac virus.................Screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care
Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Woody Allen virus............Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a
daughter card
Joey Buttafuoco virus........Only attacks minor files
Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty
desktop
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus.....Searches your hard drive for old files
and deletes them
Oprah Winfrey virus..........Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to
80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB

AT&T virus...................Every 3 minutes it tells you what great
service you are getting
MCI virus................... Every 3 minutes it reminds you that
you're paying too much for the AT&T virus

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus..Terminates and stays resident.
It'll be back.
Viagra virus.................Expands your hard drive while putting too
much pressure on your zip drive.
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