> Wisdom Off The Walls ....
>
> The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
> --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>
> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
> have trouble with it.
> --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas.
>
> Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
> --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>
> Beauty is only a light switch away.
> --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
>
> I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
> --Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Mass
>
> Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
> --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
>
> God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
> --The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
>
> Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
> --The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
>
> No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
> up with her shit.
> --Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
>
> Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
> -- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
>
> At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
> --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
>
> It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
> --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ
>
> God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
> --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
>
> If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
> --Revolution Books. New York, New York. |
