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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: PMS Witch who wrote (7452)10/22/1998 12:02:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) of 62541
 
A guy named Penis von Lesbian came from Austria to America
because he wanted to be an actor. So he went to auditions,
but never got a job. Finally one director took him aside and
said, "Son, the only reason we're turning you away is your name.
If you want to make it, you gotta change the name!"
But Penis von Lesbian said, "I can't do that! This is my name!"
The director said, "Suit yourself!" and went on his way.
Years and years later, their paths crossed again. The director said, "I remember you! You're Penis von Lesbian! Did you ever get around
to changing your name?"
The actor said, "Yes, and it helped! Now I go by Dick Van Dyke."
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