Subject: Aussie Humor
> >
> > For those of you who have never had the luxury of speaking with
> > Australians, they have a tendency to make up words that mysteriously make
> > sense.
> >
> > A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find
> > contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any
> > English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that
> > would
> > make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a
> > week.
> >
> > The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:
> >
> > DJ : QFM, what's your name?
> > Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
> > DJ: Dave, what is your word?
> > Caller: "Gaan" spelled G, A, A, N.
> > DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Dave,
> > Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the
> > next
> > question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use
> > that in that would make logical sense?
> >
> > Caller: Gaan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha!
> >
> > At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is
> > no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more
> > unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:
> >
> > DJ: QFM, what's your name?
> > Caller: Me name's Jeff.
> > DJ: Jeff, what is your word?
> > Caller: "Smee" spelled S, M, E, E.
> > DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Jeff,
> > Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next
> > question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use
> > that in that would make logical sense?
> > Caller: Smee again! Gaan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha!
> >
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