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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7601)11/5/1998 8:37:00 AM
From: JakeStraw   of 62554
 
"NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM" NEEDS YOU

With an NBA player's strike against the team owners, now is the time
for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right.
Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at
or just below the seven-figure salary line. And as if that weren't bad
enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weeks-possibly a
whole year!

But now you can help! For about two thousand dollars a day - that's
less than the cost of a large screen projection TV - you can help keep
a basketball player economically viable during his time of need.

Two thousand dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to you,
but to a basketball player it could mean the difference between a
vacation spent golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you,
two thousand dollars is nothing more than three months rent or
mortgage payments. But to a basketball player, two thousand dollars a
day will almost replace his salary.

Your commitment of two thousand dollars a day will enable a player to
buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year old Lexus for a
new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?"

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player
you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k),
real estate and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home.
You'll also get information on how he plans to invest the $5 million
lump sum he will receive upon retirement.

"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING"

Your basketball player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who
just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know
your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a
special operator just in case additional funds are needed for
unexpected expenses.

Simply fill out the form below.

YES, I want to help! I would like to sponsor a striking NBA basketball
player.
My preference is checked below:
[ ] Starter
[ ] Reserve
[ ] Star*
[ ] Superstar**
[ ] Entire team***
[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in need. Please select one for
me.

* Higher cost
** Much higher cost
*** Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a
specific team. (Does not include cheerleaders)

Please charge the account listed below $2,054.79 per day for reserve
or starter for the duration of the strike.

Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with a
team logo and my very own NBA Players Association badge to wear
proudly on my lapel.

[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express
[ ] Discover Card [ ] Diner's Club

Your Name: __________________________
Telephone Number: __________________________
Account Number: __________________________ Exp.Date:
Signature: __________________________

Mail completed form to NBA Players Association or call 1-888-TOOMUCH
now to enroll by phone (Children under 18 must have parent's approval)

Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have
sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not
limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep
in mind that the basketball player you have sponsored will be much to
busy enjoying his free time, thanks to your generous donations. Oh
yes, contributions are not tax deductable.

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