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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7724)11/13/1998 8:13:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62579
 
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my
husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to
shoot him!"
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There's a little old lady on the corner, she had both hands holdin' her hat on while the wind blew her skirt up around her face.

A dignified Southern Gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting you skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."

She said, "Look, everything down there is eighty years old, this hat is brand new!"
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