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To: Scrapps who wrote (764)	2/12/1997 10:25:00 PM
From: David Lawrence	of 62574

Some little bits of wisdom from various places.... Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of? If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"? If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going on. One good turn gets most of the blankets. It is better to be looked over than overlooked. There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who can't. It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out. There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong. You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.

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