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To: John Messbauer who wrote (7909)	11/27/1998
From: John Messbauer	of 62591

Bigamy : one wife too many. Monogamy : same thing ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ONE LINERS What do the LAPD and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Neither of them can stop a Bronco. Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed. Because, they don't have balls to scratch. What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog. Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a Tampa Bay Buc's fan? Had to be, if it was invented by anyone else it would have been called a teethbrush. What do the LAPD and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Neither of them can stop a Bronco. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers,"241." "That's wonderful!!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the woman answers, "144." "That is great!!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to yet another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How about those Vikings?"

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