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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who wrote ()11/30/1998 12:19:00 PM
From: Skate_4_life1  Read Replies (1) of 62566
 
Top 10 Reasons why trick or treating is better than sex...

1. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

2. If you get tired, wait 10 mins. & go at it again.

3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

4. You don't have to compliment the person who gave u candy.

5. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

6. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

7. If you wear your Batman mask, no-one thinks you're kinky.

8. Doesn't matter if kids hear u moaning & groaning.

9. Less guilt the next morning.

10. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!
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