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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: WAYNE BALL (guessed password) who wrote (799)2/14/1997 9:47:00 PM
From: Scott Mc   of 62578
 
A women's husband dies and she's takes him to the funeral home dressed in his only suit, a black one. She says to the undertaker Id really like to have him buried in a blue suit, could you arrange that. Undertaker says of course we can. She gives him $300 to cover the suit.

Lady comes back next day and he's in a lovely blue suit. He looks great. She goes to thank the undertaker and he say's it
was no trouble at all and gives her her money back.

She ask's how come, undertaker says well another lady came in and her husband was in the blue suit, I explained the situation to her and she thought she would rather have her husband buried in a black suit. So there you go, it was no trouble at all.

The lady say's well still let me give you some money it must have been a little difficult to change the suits.

The undertaker say's "No not at all we switched heads"
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