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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Annie who wrote (830)2/19/1997 12:10:00 AM
From: srvhap   of 62563
 
For those recently divorced

A man is walking on a beach and finds a lantern. He picks it up, rubs it and a genie pops out.

The genie says "I'm here to grant you three wishes, but beware what ever you get your ex wife gets double".

The man pauses for a moment and says OK

First I want a new porch

Zap - a shinny new porch appears
and the genie says remember your ex wife now has 2 porches.

Next I want a million dollars

Zap - a million dollars appears and the Genie says remember your x wife now gets 2 million dollars.

Then the genie asks what would you like for your final wish

The man says - beat me half to death
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