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To: BKS who wrote ()2/19/1997 10:09:00 AM
From: Bob Bryenton1 Recommendation   of 62562
 
The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

12. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

11. "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

10. "So-what are you wearing?"

9. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

8. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

7. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if
you're with the FTC."

6. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of
duct.tape, and a car battery."

5. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

2. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

1. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."
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