Jesus/Moses Golf.
Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day when they came onto a particularily hazardous water trap. It was Jesus' turn to play so he goes to his clubs and pulls out a nine iron.
"You can't make that trap with a nine.", Moses said, "You are going to need a five."
"Look Moses," Jesus replied, "If Arnold Palmer can make it with a nine iron, I can make it with a nine iron."
Jesus swings and the ball sails into the air and lands 'plunk' in the middle of the water. Without saying a word, Jesus walks across the water, picks up his ball, and returns. He then positions himself for another swing.
"Jesus, I'm telling you. You can't make it with a nine iron."
Again came the reply, "If Arnold Palmer can make it with a nine iron, I can make it with a nine iron."
Once again Jesus swung at the ball and again the ball landed in the middle of the water. Jesus went to retrieve the ball and once again reached for his nine iron.
Moses shook his head, "Here, take the five iron. You can make it with the five."
"Listen," Jesus said, "If Arnold Palmer can make it with a nine iron, I can make it with a nine iron."
Another swing and another splash later, Jesus walks out onto the water to look for his ball.
A golfer walking by sees Jesus walk onto the water and asks Moses, "Look at that! Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?"
"No," Said Moses, "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer." |
