Of a similar nature...
Middle-aged fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what it is, but I don't enjoy sex anymore and to be perfectly frank about it, I am incapable of sustaining an erection."
Doc, thinks for a minute and responds, "Have you changed anything in your life lately that could account for this?"
Fellow says, "No, not really Doc, just that I retired a few months ago and have no focus of a job any longer."
Doc pauses and says, "What about exercise, are you getting enough of it, perhaps you are depressed from lack of focus AND exercise. I tell you what I want you to do. I want you to walk EVERY day, five miles and call me in about a week and we will discuss the situation as it stands then."
Fellow agrees and dutifully walks the five miles a day and after a week calls the doctor and they have the following conversation:
Middle-aged fellow: "Hello, Doc, this is _________, I have dutifully kept to our agreement that I exercise EVERY day by walking five miles."
Doctor: Thats swell, do you feel any better and how is the sex with wife going?"
Middle-aged fellow: "I feel great, but as far as sex with my wife is concerned, how the hell I am I supposed to know, I'm 35 miles from home!" |
