A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for
the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register,
the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy; a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents. Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes
pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his
head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious".
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.
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