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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: d e conway who wrote (9144)3/31/1999 2:18:00 PM
From: Barney   of 62554
 
Three American businessmen were on a trip to Saudi Arabia when they stumbled upon a harem filled with gorgeous girls.

They went in and were getting really "friendly" with the harem-girls when the Sheikh returned and caught them in the act.

He had them tied up and told them that they would each die in a manner befitting their professions.

"What is your profession?" He asked the first guy.

"I'm a policeman", he replied.

"His penis...Shoot it off!" the sheikh shrieked.

"You...What is your profession?" He then asked the second American.

"I'm a fireman.", he replied.

"His penis...Burn it off!" he bellowed.

The third guy simply stood there smiling.

"Why are you smiling?...Never mind. What is your profession?", he asked.

He gingerly replied, "I'm a lollipop salesman".
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