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To: Zencone who wrote (9932)	5/25/1999 7:26:00 PM
From: Sarkie	of 62552

Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle? A: He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A giraffe eating cherries. Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: four, two in the front, two in the back. Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A: You cant, silly, there is only one Tarzan! Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle ? A: Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all. Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge? A: Depends on the number of elephants. Q. What do you call two elephants on a bicycle ? A. Optimistic ! Q. What do you get if you take an elephant into the city ? A. Free Parking. Q. What do you get if you take an elephant into work ? A. Exclusive use of the elevator. Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree? A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck. Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree? A: Stand it on a leaf and wait 'till autumn. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Bloody great holes all over Australia. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling. Q: What's big, red and slimey? A: An inside-out elephant. Q: Why do elephants wear sandles? A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

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