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Strategies & Market Trends : CYBERIAN UNIVERSITY

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To: ztect who wrote (10)6/8/1999 8:10:00 AM
From: ztect  Read Replies (1) of 46
 
Special Offering : Real Man's College

Even Anthony is welcome to attend
>
>
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University that
many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN.

That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as
well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to
look over the program outline.
> > > >
> > > > FIRST YEAR
> > > >
> > > > Autumn Schedule
> > > > MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
> > > > MEN 102: You Too Can Do Housework
> > > > MEN 103: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
> > > > MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleezy Underthings For
Christmas
> > > >
> > > > Winter Schedule
> > > > MEN 120: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
> > > > MEN 111: Understanding The Female Response
to Getting In At 4 AM
> > > > MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
> > > > EAT 100: Get A Life, Learn To Cook
> > > > ECON 001A: What's Hers Is Hers
> > > >
> > > > Spring Schedule
> > > > MEN 120: How NOT To Act Like A Jerk When You're Wrong
> > > > MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
> > > > MEN 122: YOU: The Weaker Sex
> > > > MEN 123: Reasons To Give Flowers
> > > > ECON 001B: What's Yours Is Half Hers*
> > > > *must pass ECON 001A
> > > >
> > > > SECOND YEAR
> > > >
> > > > Autumn Schedule
> > > > SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
> > > > SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake,
Take A Shower
> > > > MEN 201: How To Stay Awake After Sex
> > > > MEN 202: How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
> > > > ELECTIVE (See Electives Below)
> > > >
> > > > Winter Schedule
> > > > MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
> > > > MEN 211: How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
> > > > MEN 212: Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
> > > > MEN 213: You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
> > > > MEN 230A: Her Birthdays & Anniversaries
Are Important, Part A
> > > >
> > > > Spring Schedule
> > > > MEN 220: Omitting @&*%# From Your Vocabulary*
> > > > *Pass/Fail course
> > > > MEN 221: Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not
> > Necessary
> > > > MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
> > > > MEN 223: Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not
Considered Foreplay
> > > > MEN 230B: Her Birthdays & Anniversaries Are
Important,
> > Part B
> > > >
> > > > COURSE ELECTIVES
> > > > EAT 101: Cooking With Quiche
> > > > EAT 102: Utilization Of Eating Utensils
> > > > EAT 103: Burping And Belching Discreetly
> > > > MEN 231: Mother-In-Law
> > > > MEN 232: Appear To Be Listening
> > > > MEN 233: Just Say "Yes Dear"
> > > > ECON 001C: Cheaper To Keep Her*
> > > > *Must pass ECON 001A and 001B
> > > >
> > > > >>
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