"And, notice, too, the names end in a vowel. How sinister. What deception."
It is well known, among those who don't know that they don't know what they don't know, that last names which are (a) made up of one letter or two letters, in which (b) either of said letters is a vowel, that "deception" is the sole purpose of choosing to be born with such a name, or for those, of the female persuasion, who, due to no fault of their own, are not born with such a usefully duplicitous name (how a name made up of one letter can be "duplicitous" is the subject of another message) such people have been know to marry solely for the purpose of gaining access to such a name. Oh, the vile evilness of it all! But, wait, there's more!
There is a similar criminal activity, which for various reasons, is preferred by people with longer last names, usually, and even sometimes including, but not always limited to, names of four letters or more.
Unlike the example before us, the now infamous FU and U too names, in which it is a vowel which is the sum and substance, yea, the proof of the fraud, in such cases as these, for those with four or more letters in their last names, it is the consonants which are used by the evil perpetrators of the deception. I refer to none other than the notorious missing R.
These two evils are (no pun intended) two of the most evil evils which the evil people who evilly and fraudulently defraud the poor innocent people who decide to gamble on such stocks use to fraudulently defraud us with their vile evilness.
Other than that it really is not much of a big deal.
PCM
GO PABN!!! |
