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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tom_ who wrote (10260)6/14/1999 10:26:00 PM
From: dougb 1  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
You might be redneck Jedi if . . .


You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your BO

You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for halftime.

You have ever used the Jedi mind trick on a game warden.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
Dark Side . . . it'll be a hoot.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your
landspeeder.

You have the doors of your X-Wing fighter welded shut and you have
to get in through the window.

You have a cousin or girlfriend who bears a strong resemblance to
Chewbacca.

Duct tape is holding your lightsaber together.

You have wondered how much a taxidermist would charge you to do a
Wampa from Hoth.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels in the Mos Eisley
cantina.

You've ever heard . . . "Luke, I'm you father . . . and your uncle.
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