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To: Neenny who wrote (10252)	6/15/1999 2:12:00 AM
From: Kid Rock	Read Replies (5) of 62549

I very much hate cats. I came up with these guidelines on the Feelings thread and they were not as well received as I expected. I think they are quite funny - stand up material if you will Guidelines for knowing when a man has gone too far into cyberland _______________________________________________ 1) You log on as a man and log off as a woman AND you are wearing lipstick. 2) You log on as a married man but refer to yourself as Gertrude the German born dominatrix(sp). 3) Before logging on you open a bottle of peanut oil and cover your office furniture with glad-wrap - except for the keyboard 4) You have had to replace more than 6 keyboards in a year 5) You have asked the question "how big are your tits?" more than 10 times in one evening. 6) You assure your wife that you are not having computer sex because your computer "doesn't have the right port" 7) You shave your knuckles. 8) You have bianca's smut shack as your home page 9) You've seen a pictures with donkeys, parakeets, and fishing poles, that you could never describe in public. 10) You have decided that your children - in no circumstances - will have an AOL account or the ability to surf the web unattended.

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