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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: The Philosopher who wrote (10294)6/16/1999 2:40:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Before I wade through the accumulation, an oldie but goodie:

Sarcastic remarks to help you get through the day

1. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
2. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
3.. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
4. You!... Off my planet!
5. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
6. Allow me to introduce my selves.
7. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
9. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
10. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
11. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
12. I plead contemporary insanity.
13. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

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