I wasn't booed off the stage yesterday, so here we go again......
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A plane, carrying a number of passengers, and a cargo of Pepsi, crashed in
the jungle. A rescue team is sent to find them. They ask the villagers if
they've seen the plane, and the villagers return with their chief.
The head of rescue asks the chief, through an interpreter: "Have you seen
our airplane with the passengers and the Pepsi?" The chief replies: "Yes,
ate passengers and drank Pepsi." Thinking he misunderstood, the rescue
person repeats "You ate the passengers and drank the Pepsi?" The chief
replied: "Yes!" "You mean you ate their arms?" The chief said: "Yes, ate
arms, drank Pepsi." Shaking his head the man asks: "You ate their legs?" The
chief replies, "yes, ate legs, drank Pepsi". "Good God man, don't tell me
you ate their...well, their...*things*?" "No", the chief exclaimed, "things
go better with Coke!"
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