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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10345)	6/17/1999 9:26:00 PM
From: Zencone	Read Replies (1) of 62549

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE..... At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom (Don't disguise your voice) Insist that your e-mail address be xena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com or Elvis_the_King@companyname.com. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN-BOX." Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that." Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Reply to everything someone say with "That's what you think." Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." Dont use any punctuation Ask people what sex they are. Specify that your drive through order is "to go."

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